Following Christ Like You “Meme” It

For a change of pace, I thought I’d pass along a few memes and sayings about prayer and the Christian Life:

• The best vitamin for a Christian is B1!
• It’s harder to stumble when you’re on your knees.
• Church isn’t the same unless U-R in it!

• A clear conscience makes a soft pillow.
• God answers “knee-mail”
• Christians “keep the faith” by sharing it with others
• Prevent truth decay– brush up on your Bible!
• Can’t sleep– try counting your blessings.
• If you don’t want to reap the fruit of sin, stay out of the Devil’s orchard.

• Seven days without prayer makes one “weak.”
• Son screen prevents sin burn.
• Is prayer your spare tire or your steering wheel?
• God’s Garden: Lettuce be kind; pray for peas; squash gossip; turnip for church!

• Some people forget how to pray until the cop makes a u-turn…
• Come to Church as you are– you can change inside!
• Waiter: “Jesus, how would you like your steak?” Jesus: “Well done, thou good and faithful servant.”
• God wants spiritual fruit–not religious nuts.